Decision
I have made a very important decision:
Sunday 19th March will be the very last day that I smoke. Monday 20th I intend to give up. Now this is a big step as I have never actually attempted to quit before!
Soon I shall be vice free - I'm excited!!
Addendum
I had intend to have a rather witty discussion on another topic but couldn't remember the witty discussion I wanted to write due to the death of too many brain cells.
5 Comments:
Take your bets, roll right up ladies and gentlemen currently we have
Charlotte lasting
Longer then Kim: odds too short to list
Longer then Paul: .0001:1
A Week: .01:1
A Month: 1:1
Two Months: 2:1
A Year 100:1
5 Years 1000:1
A lifetime: odds tooo long to list.
Heh. At least I rate your willpower above some of your fellow chimney pots.
Heh, just mucking round. :)
I wish you good luck but I can't see you taking any quitting attempt seriously unless you were pregnant or something....hang on......the last rants have featured: de-tox,'time to take responsibility' and poached....EGGS!
You're not up the duff are you? :S
Whoa whoa whoa.
I went a whole month without smoking once.
That gives me 1:1 odds too, you bastard.
I do not count time spent so ill you were physically unable to smoke as 'quitting'. Regulations you know. And as the rebound effect ended up with you smoking enough for two, maybe three, physiologically speaking u quit for less then a week. If at all. Hell I'm shifting you to the same odds as Kim.
(This is what happens when u fight the system dude.)
At least you were right about one thing.... I *am* a bastard.
Jeez. I suppose my next penalty for fighting the system is to be carried off into a blazing cross of white light by swarms of semi-evil robots in a messianic-martyr display...
er....Whoa?
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