Saturday, April 01, 2006

Viking madness

Last night was my good friend Liexxicon's birthday Viking bash. It was a rip roaring evening where I actually came out of my shell briefly to meet a new person (I really should do more of this). The highlight of t he evening was most definately THE PIG that had spent most of the party leisurely rotating over hot coals. Once the announcement was made that the pig was ready everybody dived in with knives in hand to cut the flesh from the carcass and eat it.

As far as food goes at parties (and I have been known to put on a good spread) Lexx has blown every other party out of the water with his Pig on a Spit.

A definate crowd pleaser and should be considered for all parties.

***** (five stars!)

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it came to pass that there were those who burned their hands whilst carving meat from yonder boar, and melted their plates of plastic overthe coals but continued to heap the bounty of the pig upon the charring synthetics.

And when the pig was cold they tore off giant chunks with their hands and partook of said flesh with their cavernous jaws in the style of men from times of yore.

The party, and the pig, were fucking awesome.

Long live Lexx!

7:51 pm  
Blogger Alex said...

THE PIG WAS AWESOME!!!

9:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my opinion, as a muslim, those that eat pigs invariably end up looking like them.Either at the trough or later when their bellies bloat with bacteria.

11:39 am  
Blogger Charlii Fandango said...

Okayyy?! that's a rather bold statement!! But you're entitled to your opinion no matter how outrageous it is and I respect your right to have that opinion and would fight for you to have the freedom of your opinion.

Someone hasn't been watching "V for Vendetta" !!!!

12:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my opinion, as a proponent of logic, those that form opinions influenced by religious thinking invariably end up looking like deluded, ignorant, fools. So basically they come off looking like audrey.....

(DOUBLE ZING!)

6:27 pm  
Blogger Alex said...

some times I love you, PG...

12:53 pm  

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