If I had a $1,000,000
I was standing in my kitchen this evening making a banana smoothie and eyeballing my dishes. I hate dishes, and I couldn't help but question why I always live in houses that have no dishwasher. Dishwasher's should be mandatory and then I wouldn't have to wash the dishes!
My eyes then averted to my once more flooded laundry room. I am incapable of doing any type of washing without the room flooding, apparently it is a pipe issue and has something to with tree roots. The easy answer would be to go to a laundromat but why do that when I have a washing machine, so I eyeball the pool of water once more.
Then the Barenaked Ladies enter my head as I start humming 'If I had a $1,000,000', now if I had written that song I would have been singing about getting a maid and driver rather than buying a monkey and a green dress.
If I had a $1,000,000 I would ensure that I never had to clean again and that I always had a lift home to my comfy bed when drunk. Some would argue that is what taxi's are for but quite frankly I don't trust them.
And now I look at my carpet and think, I really have to vacuum.
posted by Charlii Fandango @ 9:15 pm
4 Comments:
And not just any washing machine, Paul's Super Swank Washing machine 5000!
Yeah, imagine if you had someone to drive you home when you were drunk...
I don't think I could let a maid wash my undies... but if I had $1,000,000 I'm sure I'd get used to it :P
i hate dishes too.....ugh...even now that I live in a loft with one, I still find myself procrastinating dishes....
if I had a million dollars, I'd invest half, and use the other half to travel the world, take pictures, and write about it!
great dialogue starter....!
jobe
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